Dear fag,
original by maryhuynh • tweaked by shayla
girl: i'm having vagina surgery
boyfriend: i know
girl: i love you
boyfriend: i love you too
after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
girl: where is my boyfriend
dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
girl: what
I’m shy around people who I find cute.

(Source: babyrakshuu, via ohhdamnitsann)

Fuck stress, have sex.

(Source: a-rebel-to-the-idea, via 299701)

the only thing i can turn on is my computer

(Source: 2boys1cup, via ohmyitsnaanncy)

“Expectation is the root of all heartache.”

keviinderp:

—Shakespeare

(Source: ohsnapitsjackie, via lilyehm)

"For you, I was a chapter. For me, you were the book."

— Tom McNeal (via whatever-you-want)

(Source: endorfins, via yanyansantos)

Life is like a camera.

helloimnicolo:

Focus on what’s important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things dont work out, just take another shot.

(Source: xkellyly, via k-tabon)

Sorry I lost interest, you took to long.

(Source: clunaticz, via clunaticz)

booomitsnate:

Mmmmmmmmm
You know you’re hurt when you have to convince yourself that you’re fine.

(Source: jeanniebeans, via jennisaawr)

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